That Ol' Self-Same Shed

[Brian]

All the pizza hot and cold,
All cats whenever bred,
All composers short and tall,
They're all within the Shed.

That's actually a wonderful rewrite of the hymn. I 'sung' it in my head.

Have some pizza!

[Karl Henning]

Thank you, sir!

[Elgarian]

Thank you, sir!

If I hadn't already been a fully converted Sheddite, your hymn would have inspired me to become one.

[Karl Henning]

The Shed almost doesn't feel like The Shed without Heavy Metal Dave.

[springrite]

The Shed almost doesn't feel like The Shed without Heavy Metal Dave.

I thought:

Straw -- hut
Wood -- shed
Ice -- Igloo

Was I wrong or are some sheds (or, maybe I should say THE Shed) made of metal?

[Elgarian]

The Shed almost doesn't feel like The Shed without Heavy Metal Dave.

But are not he and the Shed, One?

[Karl Henning]

The Shed is vast with even more than just the pounds which Dave has shed.

[Karl Henning]

I thought:

Straw -- hut
Wood -- shed
Ice -- Igloo

Was I wrong or are some sheds (or, maybe I should say THE Shed) made of metal?

Some sheds and even some huts (Quonset huts, e.g.) are indeed made of metal.

[Karl Henning]

Come to think of it: why isn't the Quonset hut a shed?  Maybe it's funny Rhode Island usage . . . .

[Szykneij]

I wish my dog didn't shed.

[Karl Henning]

All wishes, fulfilled or not, are in The Shed containèd.

[Elgarian]

What a surprising series of posts. In fact I'm astoni-Shed.

[Sergeant Rock]

Come to think of it: why isn't the Quonset hut a shed?  Maybe it's funny Rhode Island usage . . . .

I lived 12 months of my life in a Quonset hut. If it had been a shed, I'd probably still be there 

Sarge

[Ataraxia]

Lishen to what the man shed.

[Ataraxia]

[ibanezmonster]

btw, this is what the inside of the Shed looks like.

http://www.youtube.com/v/YjzIBI3jkKY

(I like to have conversations with the mask faces at 2:08. They're my friends. Sometimes we trade basketball cards).

This is the entire text from the book of the New Orthodox sect of the Shed religion:

I float through physical thoughts. I stare down the abyss of organic dreams
All bets off, I plunge - Only to find that self is shed

I would like to believe that all sects can at least agree that the Shed contains all that is known and not known and all contradictions which are possible, impossible, discovered, undiscovered, or whatever possible description of contradictions or non-contradictions (or variations of contradictions that may not be either) that may or may not exist.

[Karl Henning]

Heard on NPR this morning: "...looks like an ordinary shed..."

[eyeresist]

This thread is starting to remind me of the cult my girlfriend joined....

[Ataraxia]

Don't forget to sheditate today!  0:)

[Karl Henning]

Timely advice, laddie!