Saul's Compositions

[greg]

This is a modern composition called 'Discovery'. Digitally created work with lots of Percussion.

Hope you find it enjoyable,

Best Regards,

Saul

http://www.saulcomposer.com/Discovery%20Music.mp3

ummmmmmm ok.......
let's see, what should i say about it?
It pretty much stays in the same key the whole time, with just a bunch of strings playing loose notes over a major chord with percussion that sounds like my little brother pressing the same note on my keyboard over and over again. String glissandos come in the middle randomly and then an electric guitar comes in from nowhere to play the same chord for 3 seconds and then it just disappears. There's no movement or change of focus in the piece at all...... pure torture. You've written a couple of pieces that I've found enjoyable, but this is by far the worst thing you've ever written and it made me laugh almost much as the most unwanted song.

If I ever become a music professor, I'll save the score to show my students how not to write music....

[Saul]

ummmmmmm ok.......
let's see, what should i say about it?
It pretty much stays in the same key the whole time, with just a bunch of strings playing loose notes over a major chord with percussion that sounds like my little brother pressing the same note on my keyboard over and over again. String glissandos come in the middle randomly and then an electric guitar comes in from nowhere to play the same chord for 3 seconds and then it just disappears. There's no movement or change of focus in the piece at all...... pure torture. You've written a couple of pieces that I've found enjoyable, but this is by far the worst thing you've ever written and it made me laugh almost much as the most unwanted song.

If I ever become a music professor, I'll save the score to show my students how not to write music....

I am more then humbled by your graceful comments, Gregggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.

[MN Dave]

Can you stop allready, you sound like a 2 year old, what a loser you are.

Gosh, I was serious. Try to help someone out...

And two-year-olds spell it "already."

[BachQ]

pure torture.

Saul should market his music for use at the Guantánamo Bay torture dungeons ........

[greg]

I am more then humbled by your graceful comments, Gregggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.

I say totally forget about this piece.... what you need to do is take the sound from "Chanukah" and develop from something that isn't bad to something brilliant.

[BachQ]

You guys are all Trolls!

We've had an excellent instructor .........

[Saul]

Saul should market his music for use at the Guantánamo Bay torture dungeons ........

Yes, you are the one who is handing cookies to the schmucks there...

[(poco) Sforzando]

We've had an excellent instructor .........

Forcing the rhyme just a little, we can call this new thread:

Saul's Trolls!

[greg]

it made me laugh

it made me laugh, it made me cry........

(sorry, i couldn't help it)
my Tourette's has developed now to include longer sentences.

Forcing the rhyme just a little, we can call this new thread:

Saul's Trolls!

Yes, everyone can have all the fun in one place now, instead of 50! 

[Saul]

Forcing the rhyme just a little, we can call this new thread:

Saul's Trolls!

Look whos passing through ... why its Sforzando the Troll!

[(poco) Sforzando]

Look who's passing through ... why it's Sforzando the Troll! [edited to correct punctuation]

Did you draw that with your computer program?

[Saul]

Did you draw that with your computer program?

No, actually its a photograph I took of you, and I did use photoshop to enhance it.

[BachQ]

Saul:

Many classical music lovers doodle around with composition and realize that they possess minimal inspiration in this field.  You just haven't arrived at that point yet.

   

[Saul]

   

Don't knock off your socks....

[greg]

Don't knock off your socks....

He can't, I already took them off.

[Saul]

He can't, I already took them off.

Hope you were holding your nose...

[greg]

Hope you were holding your nose...

Yes, I was, in fact, I held it so long that I dropped it into the ocean and it was eaten by sharks.
So now I can't smell anymore. Thanks a lot, Saul, it's all your fault.

[Saul]

Yes, I was, in fact, I held it so long that I dropped it into the ocean and it was eaten by sharks.
So now I can't smell anymore. Thanks a lot, Saul, it's all your fault.

You throw it in the ocean and its all my fault?

Next time, when you hold your nose while you knock off someone's smelly socks, please do not drop your nose in the ocean...

[greg]

You throw it in the ocean and its all my fault?

Next time, when you hold your nose while you knock off someone's smelly socks, please do not drop your nose in the ocean...

Well, I only dropped it because I fell asleep listening to Discovery......
so it's all your fault. Really. 

[M forever]

Did you draw that with your computer program?

No, I think that's from this great book: