Worst looking CD/LP artwork

[NumberSix]

Caught mid-argument by the look of it. The mind boggles at the thought of the publicist and photographer huddling over the negatives and choosing this shot.

Lady does NOT look thrilled. 

[JBS]

Lady does NOT look thrilled. 

She didn't find Dino's dinner plans to be that interested.

[Madiel]

1st Violinist, Violist, Cellist (loud and angry unison): Just look at him! Who on earth does he take himself for? Michelangeli?
2nd Violinist (sotto voce): Here they go again!... Men!
Pollini (sigh): See what I must put up with?

Alternatively, the basic dialogue is: "who farted?".

[Mookalafalas]

Chuckie Comes to life?

[Kalevala]

Lady does NOT look thrilled. 

She didn't find Dino's *dinner plans to be that interested.

You want to go to that restaurant; she *l, I can make a better pasta dinner (with apps) better than they can!

K

[JBS]

Chuckie Comes to life?

I'd suggest it's Lady Windermere judging how well the parlor maid polished the furniture.

[Kalevala]

I'd suggest it's Lady Windermere judging how well the parlor maid polished the furniture.

Lady Windermere?? Who is that?

K

[NumberSix]

I'd suggest it's Lady Windermere judging how well the parlor maid polished the furniture.

And you're clearly a fan. . .

[JBS]

Lady Windermere?? Who is that?

K

From Oscar Wilde's play.

[Irons]

Oh, dear!  That is certainly not a good shot to promote sales.    If nothing else, why is the female violinist looking down and the expression on her face?

K

Husband standing on her right. The other two may be saying "why did you marry him!" She answers "I know!"

[KevinP]

Took a while for me to figure out why a flute/guitar album portrayed a flute and a bassoon. (I originally saw it as a thumbnail. The lettering down the left side, bad at any size, is even less obvious when small.)

There is another edition of this release that is much better.

[Peter Power Pop]

Took a while for me to figure out why a flute/guitar album portrayed a flute and a bassoon. (I originally saw it as a thumbnail. The lettering down the left side, bad at any size, is even less obvious when small.)

There is another edition of this release that is much better.

That's all sorts of bad.

[AnotherSpin]

[Kalevala]

There goes the violin and the bow!

K

[NumberSix]

There goes the violin and the bow!

K

Agreed! The pic itself is fine. But my immediate worry was for his instrument. 

[Kalevala]

Agreed! The pic itself is fine. But my immediate worry was for his instrument. 

One would like to think that it's a combo of a real photo of the violinist and maybe a photo of the ocean with a bunch of Photoshop/editing, etc. involved.

K

[Peter Power Pop]

One would like to think that it's a combo of a real photo of the violinist and maybe a photo of the ocean with a bunch of Photoshop/editing, etc. involved.

K

I hope so. Otherwise, I'd be sweating on the thought of that (presumably irreplaceable) musical instrument getting wet.

[JBS]

I hope so. Otherwise, I'd be sweating on the thought of that (presumably irreplaceable) musical instrument getting wet.

Given the relative height of the water, the violin was probably in no real danger.

Now if it were a 'cello, there certainly would be a problem. And it's clear why the pianist wouldn't volunteer his instrument.

[Peter Power Pop]

Given the relative height of the water, the violin was probably in no real danger.

Now if it were a 'cello, there certainly would be a problem. And it's clear why the pianist wouldn't volunteer his instrument.

Which reminds me of this cover:

[Papy Oli]

Which reminds me of this cover:

Take a look at my piano, it's the only I got...